Gene Simmons original bass teacher...and relationship consultant
NIKK BLASTER, BASS
Guitar World Magazine – How did you become a member of Aquanet?
Nikk Blaster – They actually found me being a peeping tom at a truckstop motel in town.
GW – You don’t find that gross?
NB – Do you watch porn?
GW – Yes
NB – Let’s face it, why rent the movie when you can watch live for free? Sports fans have ascribed to that point of view since the beginning of time.
GW – Point taken…continue with your story
NB – Anyway, during my travels, I was kidnapped by this cult of hot chicks. They forced me into a room and made me sweat out my disgusting habits. As I became a part of their “very loving” community, I noticed there was a bass instruction class on the bulletin board. I liked to fish, so I said “let’s give it a shot”. Well it wasn’t fishing. I did that for a couple of weeks. That’s when the audition for Aquanet happened.
GW – (shaking head)
NB – What are you shaking your head for? How many hot chick cults have taken you hostage?